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Yea, this stuff is funny very funny and im gonna go eat a banana while you laugh at this funny stuff its so funny I guarantee a SMILE once your done reading this, as matter as fact let's sing teh smile song, Put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody c'mon put a smile on
         -yea i found that off of some person's site the site was http://dbzsuperfusion.tripod.com it's very corny and was not written by me and as matter as fact I couldn't have wrote this cause he's writing a humor section to his site
                   This stuff is corny don't read it
 
 
 

Ways to tell your crazy for dbz
 
1. You start squashing cricket's with your dad's sledgehammer
2. For no apparent reason you yell "Kaioken"
3. You race monkeys at the zoo.
4. You put you fingers up to your head to try and use instant teleportation and when your friend asks you why you haven't moved you say "Oh it's an after image, im actually eating an apple in japan."
5. You take a dbz action figure and throw it at your cat thinking it will fly next to him and shoot a kamehameha at her/him. Instead your cat knaws at the head of your precious Gohan action figure.
 

Jokes
 
Once Gohan, Goku and Yajirobe were going camping in some cliffs. They were hiking up to the campsite at daytime when Gohan goes around a corner, he suddenly transforms. Goku comes into the scene and says to Yajirobe. "Whatcha find Yajoribe?" Yajirobe shows him a penny taht he picked up from the ground.

Funky Emails
 
I haven't gotten many but when I had other dbz websites i got funky emails, very funky, take a look.
 
1. Yea.... i know what ya mean, my fish grew huge the other day and started flyin around town
 
 Yes, you heard me! My cat is a SUPPER SEYINGING!, Nope.. not a Super Saiyan 
- A Supper Seyinging, it's like Super Saiyan level-69473 

I know my cat is a supper seyinging because when i kicked him, he went 
"Meow.." and his fur turned yellow, his body started to form an aura and he 
started to go "MEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and fly... 

Than he was flyin around the room hitting walls and stuff going "Meow" and 
than finally he went "MeowMeowHa Wave!" and my house exploded.. than i went 
outside only to see that my DOG was transforming into a SUPPER SEYINGING 2!! 
He went "Bark bark" and started to fly around the town, but than he 
accidently hit my neighbors garage door by accident and.. died, than my cat 
went supper seyinging 2 and destroyed my neighbor, than my cat went "Meow", 
so i jumped on his back and we flew to Afganistan, and there my cat started 
to use his MeowMeowHa Waves all over, and than Osama Bin Laden goes Supper 
Seyinging 6, he flies into the air and charges a MooMoo Blast, a giant cow 
than comes flying towards me and Mr.SnugglesSnuffumz(my cat), than Bin Laden 
laughed and charged up even more and went Supper Seyinging 7, my cat than 
skipped many levels and went Supper Seyinging 8!... in this stage which is 
the final form he turned into a very big cat!! and shot his Chou MeowMeowHa 
wave and destroyed Osama Bin Laden, than my cat and i flew back to my house 
and we celebrated by singing the Meow Mix theme song.... oh yea, and heres a 
pic of me holding my cat(hes in his normal form, but thats what the size he 
is in Supper Seyinging 8 form)
 
 
 

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Hey Ramzablade, I was just cruisin' on your site, FOR A BRUSEN,
hahahaha get it cruisin for a brusen, i ryme when i have the time.  Well
anyway I was on your site and it's kind of good like it should(another ryme
haha).  Well it seems you like dragon ball z so do i, me and my pet dog, Ju
Ju Fruit always used to watch it together but the stuped thing took it to
seriously and he tried to fly and jumped out the window right after i spray
painted him gold(like a super saiyen) well he didnt jump i kind of threw him
for a test, he broke his legs but now hes ok and he doesnt like dbz only
sailor moon, i showed him your site and he got mad at me and bit my ear lobe,
now i can put a vegetto earring in it and say "i am a saiyen and im prayen"
haha i rymed again.